What me and Christopher did when we were playing pirates and knights

Christopher and my rule was if the pirates are scary the guy with white hair was guaranteed to give him nightmares. Christopher and I played with the knights leading the army. The pirates sang a pirates life for me. The guy with white hair scared the pirates and the alligator and they were scared of him and they saw ufos that people have in their dream because they had a nightmare. The guy with white hair got back at Captain Hook and Captain Hook said ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then he got back at him. Captain Hook was doing some art. Captain Hook was sitting with one of the knights on the couch. The pirates with scary things on to protect their faces, Captain Hook and the knight had a party. The guy with the gun scared Captain Hook and Captain Hook was scared of him. The guy with white hair was hurting Captain Hook. The guy with the gun shot a hole in Captain Hook then Captain Hook shot a hole at him. Captain Hook was sad while looking at the pirate with yellow hair wearing a scary thing to protect his face. The guy with yellow hair wearing a scary thing to protect his face and Captain Hook put their foots in a bucket of water. The pirates were vaccum cleaning. Captain was getting better at the hospital and when he was better he turned back into being scary. The pirates and the guy with white hair were at the Church. The knight had a hand that looks like a sword so he can cut the pirates. The knight touched the pirate with yellow hair wearing a scary thing to protect his face and the pirate was bleeding and he pretended to die. The knight scared Captain Hook and Captain Hook closed his eyes and screamed. The guy with white hair was holding a gun. The guy with white hair was playing accordians and he went like dadadadada. The guy with white hair was in a dark place that looked scary because he did scary things to the pirates and he looked like a pig. The guy with white hair scared the pirates and the Alligator. One of the pirates were paddling. The guy with white hair was somebody who stops boats when they need to. The guy with white hair was paddling. The guy with white hair was doing a bad thing to one of the pirates and one of them screamed. The guy with white hair looked like an alien. The guy with white hair touched the guy pirate with orange hair with his gun. The guy with white hair gave the pirate with orange hair a needle. The pirates and the guy with white hair brushed and flossed their teeth. The guy with orange hair was nacked while standing in the bathtub and turned the water on and the guy with white hair came out of the shower thing and the pirate screamed so he got out. The pirates and the guy with white hair put on their pajamas then went to sleep and when it was morning they woke up. The pirates and the guy with the white hair got dressed. The guy with white hair caught the alligator with the fishing net then pulled him and the pirates to the place he was standing and when he was in the place he was standing he put them in a line up and when the pirates were lining up the guy with the gun killed them all and then and when he was shooting the knight was in his was and he got a bullet in his leg then he couldnt stand. The dead pirates, alligator and knight came back to life in his dream but they were still dead. The pirates with scary things on to protect their faces came back to life. The 2 pirates werent going to do anything scary to him they were only going to kill him if he shouted. The guy with orange hair said to the other pirate did he shout and he said Yes so he killed the guy with the gun.