If I was a superhero

If I was a superhero I would be Robin. I would be an acrobat at a circus at first and my mom would be one and I would act in a circus with other acrobats. I would tell Alfred about my brother. Alfred would offer me and Bruce Wayne food and drinks and we wouldnt be hungry so hell feed it to dogs then perhaps thell be hungry. I wouldnt have a name when I dont have my suit on so I would need one. I would suggest some names for Alfred or Bruce Wayne to give me like Batboy or Nightwing. I would ask for a name and Bruce Wayne will give me a name like Dick Grayson. I would drive a batmobile. People would ask me what my name is and I would say Batman so I forgot my suit allright but I would just be teazing. I would beat up Two-Face. I would tell Two-Face about which parents of mine he did not nice things to like my mother, my father, my brother and me. I would ride a motorcycle.