If I were Spider-man

If I were Spider-man my costume would look tight on me. When I am not in my costume my name would be Peter Parker. I would eat a jelly donut. I would try running to the bus and I would miss it because I would be late but then I would try running faster to get on so I wont miss it again. I would climb up a building. I would call for my webs to come of me and I would say Up up up and away web and they wouldnt come out. Then I would call for them to come out again and I would say Fly and they wouldnt come out again. Then I would call for them to come out again and I would say Shazam and they wouldnt come out. Then I would call for them to come out again and I would say Go web go and then they would come out. If I were Spider-man I would catch webs on bad guys. If I were Spider-man I would save a baby. I would do a sport like punching. If I were Spider-man I would order pizza. If I were Spider-man I would kiss Mary Jane Watson. I would lie on a spider web. If I were Spider-man I would punch Sandman. If I were Spider-man my costume would turn black.