Wayne's World

Wayne, Garth and the other men are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Why Im upset

I am upset because the things I have to try are drinks with the powder in them and food I dont like. The problem is that I don't like it when I have to try new food because if I do Ill might throw up every time which is because I don't like it. My other problem is if I don't wanna try new food then I will have to try drinks with powder in them and that's another problem because if I try it Ill might spit it out every time. When this happened today it made me feel like I'm in a sad mood. It makes me wanna bite myself and slap myself really hard. It is like when I slapped my mom and bit her even though I know I shouldn't bite because bullies bite even though I'm not a bully because I was angry because I got in trouble for touching Maegan, Sandra and Mat's pop because they weren't mine as if I got in trouble because if I touch food I have to eat it and if I touch drinks I have to drink them. I said I wanted blood because blood hurts you that's why I was mad.

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What I want for my birthday

I want Chipmunk toys. I want an Austin Powers Computer game. I want a Star Wars A New Hope board game. I want a Star Wars A New Hope puzzle. I want Alien toys from Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien: Resurrection and Alien Vs Predator and Predator toys from Predator. I would like a Phantom Menace computer game. I would like an Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged ME cd and an Austin Powers In Goldmember cd. I would like Lost Boy toys. I would like some candy. I would like a Watchmen dvd. I would like a Batman Forever dvd. I would like a Spider-man 2 dvd. I would like Goosebumps books.

What I want for Christmas

I want a toy robot that moves everywhere around. I want a light green short sleeved shirt. I want an Iron Maiden doll. I want a Star Wars game. I want Lost Boy toys. I want a Star Wars puzzle. I want The Crow toys. I want a Phantom Menace computer game. I want a new gameboy. I want a new calender. I want lots of candy. I want Alvin and the Chipmunks toys. I want a Pinocchio coloring book.

What happened

When Erin was talking to me I wasnt listening because my mind was telling me I' m stupid because I was planning on becoming a demon where I wouldnt have time to waste. I drank my moms coke and it turned me into a demon with green glowing eyes. When I was a demon I scared mom and Erin. I ripped the back of Erin's sweater. I went outside and saw some more demons to have as my friends like a demon with long black hair and a tongue sticking out but doesnt fit inside it's mouth, a demon growling but also has black hair and he wears a white shirt, a tuxedo and tuxedo pants and he has blood on it's mouth, a pink demon with pink hair and pink earrings, a blue demon with blue hair and green glowing eyes, a demon with black hair and a hole in his face and a demon with black hair that has a tongue sticking out with blood on it. We looked through the windows. I came back inside to scare my dad, Erin and my mom. I climbed on my dads car. I crossed the street to scare people. I was afraid of the demons because I was going to turn back into myself as a nice person. I turned back into Connor. I scared Erin and mom as to pretend to be a demon.

When I was a demon

While mom was watching t.v. I told her to sit-back and relax so she did. I said to my dad about my mom that I dont scare her but I can go right ahead so I chose to. I said to myself as a human whos nice before I changed bye bye. I closed my eyes and when they were closed they changed into green glowing eyes. I opened my eyes. My finger nails changed into claws. I hugged myself by ripping my pajamas. I walked into something backwards before I became a demon. I grabbed my dad. I was walking around while scaring. I scared my mom and she was afraid. I scared my dad and he was afraid. I growled. I ripped my moms clothes. I ripped my dads clothes. I growled at my mom. I growled at my dad. I had my hand in my moms face and she was scared. My hand was in my dads face and he was scared. My head was in my mom's face scaring her and she was moving away because she was scared of me. My head was in my dad's face scaring him and he was moving away because he was scared of me. I was hurting my dad. I was hurting my mom. My head was in my moms face growling at her and she was moving away because she was scared of me. My head was in my dads face growling at him and he was moving away because he was scared of me. I took moms glasses off with my mouth then I spit them out. I stepped on the glasses. I took my dads glasses off with my mouth then I spit them out. I stepped on my dads glasses. My dad got my stuck by him not letting me go because he was protecting himself. My dad thought of taking me for a walk and I thought if he wanted to go for a walk with me he had to tie me up and drag me but he couldnt because if he did then that was gonna be too late because I wanted him and he wanted me dad was going to have to fix me so he did by changing me back into Connor.

What I am excited about

If Erin pulls her shirt up somebody would show people and they would say See look. Somebody would say to Erin Here comes tickle bug. Erin would have to put her shirt down before tickle bug gets her. A person that shows people Erin with her shirt up would think it's funny.

If I were Spider-man

If I were Spider-man my costume would look tight on me. When I am not in my costume my name would be Peter Parker. I would eat a jelly donut. I would try running to the bus and I would miss it because I would be late but then I would try running faster to get on so I wont miss it again. I would climb up a building. I would call for my webs to come of me and I would say Up up up and away web and they wouldnt come out. Then I would call for them to come out again and I would say Fly and they wouldnt come out again. Then I would call for them to come out again and I would say Shazam and they wouldnt come out. Then I would call for them to come out again and I would say Go web go and then they would come out. If I were Spider-man I would catch webs on bad guys. If I were Spider-man I would save a baby. I would do a sport like punching. If I were Spider-man I would order pizza. If I were Spider-man I would kiss Mary Jane Watson. I would lie on a spider web. If I were Spider-man I would punch Sandman. If I were Spider-man my costume would turn black.

If I had money

If I had money I would buy 10 Scooby Doo toy's. If I had money I would buy a hockey stick. If I had money I would buy comics. If I had money I would buy hockey gloves. If I had money I would buy a hockey puck. If I had money I would buy skates.

If I had a brother

If I had a brother I would do his homework for him. If I had a brother I would play games with him. If I had a brother I would go trick or treating with him. If I had a brother I would play toys with him. If I had a brother I would get him a job. If I had a brother we would squirt each other with water guns. If I had a brother I would play sports with him. If I had a brother I would take him to school. If I had a brother I would get him some friends.

The Doyles

Andy's friend said "Yebba debba doo." Somebody was cutting food. Andy and his friend were singing in the car. The Doyles and their friends went bowling. The Doyles saw a friend. Brenden was pushing Andy's sister on the swing and she said "We." Andy's sister also said "Higher Brenden higher so he gave her a higher push. Andy's friend was barbequing food. The Doyles were at a party. Darsie said to Brenden and Andy's friend "Go play children so they went to play. Andy said to Brenden "Can you say Dada." Andy said to Brenden "Say Dada." Brenden said "Bamm-Bamm."

When Brayden had the grabber

Brayden had the grabber and he said to somebody "Give me your hand" so he can grab their wrist like handcuffs. He said "Does anybody else want their hand grabbed by this?" I said to Brayden "Give me that." Brayden said "I had it." I said again to him "Give me that." Brayden said again to me "I had it." My other friends told me that Brayden had to give the grabber to me because I asked him to because if he didnt his dad was gonna get mad. I said to Brayden "Give me that." Bart told Brayden to give me the grabber so he did. Bart said that he share's the grabber with me. Brayden was upset about it. When he was upset he said to Bart "When I was using it he wanted it from me and I had it." Brayden probally didnt dezerve the grabber because when I told him to give it to me he made Bart mad because he didnt give it to me when I told him to.

Me talking about being like Mr Wilson

I thought of taking Erin's glasses off and putting them on me even though she needs them and I dont I was like Mr Wilson who wanted me to put the bandaid on him even though he didnt need one when I had to take it off because I wasnt hurt any more. I was talking about being like Mr Wilson that's why I didnt change the topic even though Erin wasnt interested.

If I was a pirate

If I was a pirate I would eat candy. I would chew gum. I would get lots of surprises. I would play checkers. I would play chess. I would have a gun. I would take out the garbage. I would have a snack. I would eat pirate soup. I would shoot. I would swab the deck. I would have a sword fight. I would drink Captain Morgan spiced rum. I would swim. I would find other pirates. I would take out my golden teeth and feed it to a scary sea creature. I would have another pirate to come under water with me and look for a scary sea creature. I would tie a scary sea creature up when its out of the water. I would paddle in a canoe. I would have lunch. I would have dinner. I would see what's in my treasure. I would have a party. I would dance. I would go see an r rated movie in theatres with a little bit of other pirates. I would steal from other people in boats.

If I were Austin Powers

If I were Austin Powers I would dance on the road. Vanessa Kensington would give me a car ride. I would do pee squirts if people tell me to. I would play twister. I would sit in a hot tub. I would go on a plain. I would run a vacation. I would be naked with Vanessa Kensington. I would drink a martini. I would have shampane with Vanessa Kensington. I would shag. I would watch a video about exercising. I would rip Vanessa Kensington's face off and that would make it a robot face and then shooting things would come out of her boobs. I would swim. I would jump out of the water like a dolphin. I would show Ivana Humpalot and another lady how to act like animals at the zoo. I would drive a car. Me and Ivana Humpalot would lick chess pieces for our chess game. I would take off what I'm wearing and put them on Felicity Shagwell and the man, Felicity Shagwell would take what shes wearing off and put them on me and the man and the man would take off what hes wearing and put it on me and Felicity Shagwell. I would dance with Felicity Shagwell. I would camp with Felicity Shagwell. Mini-Mi would think if calling somebody but he wont be able to reach the phone so I would stand on him and call like pretending I'm him as a big man as to pretend I'm him who can reach the phone. I would sing Daddy wasnt there. I would save my dad when hes tied up.

If I were a race car driver

If I were a race car driver people would watch me go for a race. I would drive fast cars. I would give somebody a ride. I would drive colorful cars. I would drive a white car white light orange stripes that match Juno's shirt. I would drive faster. I would step on the things you step on in a car faster. I would drive with people to see who wins and who looses. Another race car driver would give me a ride in their car.

If I drove

If I drove I would roll down the window. If I drove I would give people a ride. If I drove I would go out with my friends. If I drove I would deliver pizza. If I drove I would get a drivers license card. If I drove I would go to the place that sells cars, trucks, vans and motorcycles and get a new car or truck or van. If I drove I would drive my moms car. If I drove I would drive my dads car. If I drove I would drive a car or truck or van that I would have. If I drove I would learn how to drive. If I drove I would go on a kind of boat that people drive on the road then goes in water and whoever drives the boat me and the person would switch seats they would get off the driving seat and go on the seat I sit on first and I would drive the boat.

If I was a superhero

If I was a superhero I would be Robin. I would be an acrobat at a circus at first and my mom would be one and I would act in a circus with other acrobats. I would tell Alfred about my brother. Alfred would offer me and Bruce Wayne food and drinks and we wouldnt be hungry so hell feed it to dogs then perhaps thell be hungry. I wouldnt have a name when I dont have my suit on so I would need one. I would suggest some names for Alfred or Bruce Wayne to give me like Batboy or Nightwing. I would ask for a name and Bruce Wayne will give me a name like Dick Grayson. I would drive a batmobile. People would ask me what my name is and I would say Batman so I forgot my suit allright but I would just be teazing. I would beat up Two-Face. I would tell Two-Face about which parents of mine he did not nice things to like my mother, my father, my brother and me. I would ride a motorcycle.

What else I want for my birthday

I want Ace Ventura When Nature Calls. I want a ripcurl hat. I want a ripcurl shirt. I want Super Mario Brothers video. Jean Shorts. A white shirt. Brown shoes. An orange shirt.