If I was a pirate

If I was a pirate I would eat candy. I would chew gum. I would get lots of surprises. I would play checkers. I would play chess. I would have a gun. I would take out the garbage. I would have a snack. I would eat pirate soup. I would shoot. I would swab the deck. I would have a sword fight. I would drink Captain Morgan spiced rum. I would swim. I would find other pirates. I would take out my golden teeth and feed it to a scary sea creature. I would have another pirate to come under water with me and look for a scary sea creature. I would tie a scary sea creature up when its out of the water. I would paddle in a canoe. I would have lunch. I would have dinner. I would see what's in my treasure. I would have a party. I would dance. I would go see an r rated movie in theatres with a little bit of other pirates. I would steal from other people in boats.

If I were Austin Powers

If I were Austin Powers I would dance on the road. Vanessa Kensington would give me a car ride. I would do pee squirts if people tell me to. I would play twister. I would sit in a hot tub. I would go on a plain. I would run a vacation. I would be naked with Vanessa Kensington. I would drink a martini. I would have shampane with Vanessa Kensington. I would shag. I would watch a video about exercising. I would rip Vanessa Kensington's face off and that would make it a robot face and then shooting things would come out of her boobs. I would swim. I would jump out of the water like a dolphin. I would show Ivana Humpalot and another lady how to act like animals at the zoo. I would drive a car. Me and Ivana Humpalot would lick chess pieces for our chess game. I would take off what I'm wearing and put them on Felicity Shagwell and the man, Felicity Shagwell would take what shes wearing off and put them on me and the man and the man would take off what hes wearing and put it on me and Felicity Shagwell. I would dance with Felicity Shagwell. I would camp with Felicity Shagwell. Mini-Mi would think if calling somebody but he wont be able to reach the phone so I would stand on him and call like pretending I'm him as a big man as to pretend I'm him who can reach the phone. I would sing Daddy wasnt there. I would save my dad when hes tied up.

If I were a race car driver

If I were a race car driver people would watch me go for a race. I would drive fast cars. I would give somebody a ride. I would drive colorful cars. I would drive a white car white light orange stripes that match Juno's shirt. I would drive faster. I would step on the things you step on in a car faster. I would drive with people to see who wins and who looses. Another race car driver would give me a ride in their car.