If I were Austin Powers

If I were Austin Powers I would dance on the road. Vanessa Kensington would give me a car ride. I would do pee squirts if people tell me to. I would play twister. I would sit in a hot tub. I would go on a plain. I would run a vacation. I would be naked with Vanessa Kensington. I would drink a martini. I would have shampane with Vanessa Kensington. I would shag. I would watch a video about exercising. I would rip Vanessa Kensington's face off and that would make it a robot face and then shooting things would come out of her boobs. I would swim. I would jump out of the water like a dolphin. I would show Ivana Humpalot and another lady how to act like animals at the zoo. I would drive a car. Me and Ivana Humpalot would lick chess pieces for our chess game. I would take off what I'm wearing and put them on Felicity Shagwell and the man, Felicity Shagwell would take what shes wearing off and put them on me and the man and the man would take off what hes wearing and put it on me and Felicity Shagwell. I would dance with Felicity Shagwell. I would camp with Felicity Shagwell. Mini-Mi would think if calling somebody but he wont be able to reach the phone so I would stand on him and call like pretending I'm him as a big man as to pretend I'm him who can reach the phone. I would sing Daddy wasnt there. I would save my dad when hes tied up.