What happened in Howard The Duck

Howard the duck was watching television. Howard the duck flew. Howard the duck saw people and Howard said i'm a dead duck. Howard rode a motorcycle. Howard was in a garbage and Howard said That's it no more mr nice duck. Howard the duck came out of the garbage and he said let that lady go. Beverly said to Howard Do you have some place to go? Howard said If I had some place to go I certainly wouldnt be in Cleveland. Howard saw Beverly's duck purse and Beverly said I got this at Scotland. Beverly offered milk for Howard out of a bowl. Howard said I dont drink out of a bowl. Howard was sleeping. Howard met Phil at the hospital and Phil talked to Howard. Phil was talking like a duck. Howard said Undobtanlly one of earths greatest minds here. Beverly, Phil and Howard were at a museum. Beverly screamed. Howard said Aha typical hairless ape. Howard and Beverly saw people and Howard said I said beat it. The people left. Beverly left. Howard went for a walk. Howard was in a bus. Somebody threw Howard in the water. Howard dropped somebody in the mud. Howard touched somebody with knives. Howard and Beverly and somebody else ordered pizza. Howard was danceing. Howard and Beverly saw Jenning and Goie and Jenning. Jenning talked to Howard. Jenning gave Beverly and Howard a ride. Jenning said to Beverly and Howard I'm not Jenning anymore I am somebody else. Jenning and Howard were at a restaurant and the Darklord said I told you birdbrain I'm not Jenning anymore I am not one of the dark overlord. Beverly said Hes my boyfriend. Somebody said That's disgusting. Howard threw pie at bad people. People tried hurting Howard. The dorklord had magical powers. Beverly saved Howard. The darklord killed the bad people. The darklord gave Beverly a ride. Howard gave Phil a ride in a helicopter. Howard was driving an inside vehicle. There was a monster and the monster got Howard stuck and Howard cut the stuck thing off. Howard was driving an inside car and drove on the monsters tail and the monster said o. The monster opened its claw and it said e claw duck. The monster died. Woman were singing the Howard The Duck song and Howard was playing music too.